Official Handicaps for Confirmed Competitors
Tullminator +5
Following his remarkable physical rejuvenation, all thanks to the mystical healing properties of the Rockness Tipi, the Lola is delighted to welcome back two-time Champ 'The Tullminator'. Who said the drugs don't work!
The Wallace +9
One of last years notable chokers, Wallace moves from +10 to +9, well done.
Bear +15
Even after back to back wins the Bear's h'cap can't be budged, (3rd year in a row) will he do the honourable thing and dock himself? Will he F**K!
Kitten +20
Following another dreary competition Mr Mediocre drops from +18 to +20, hurrah!
Chokey Webster +20
He led from holes 1-17 on the final day of 2007 only to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, will he go one better this year and physically shit himself on the 18th green? No change in his h'cap.
Ben Twinkletoes +20
With only last years comp to go on, Twinkletoes's h'cap has been set the same as Kitten & Chokey, as their scores were all comparable. How does he stand up on those feet?
Boy Andy +25
With similarities to a Premiership football team, garlic-munching Boy Andy takes on the role of token Englishman in the make-up of Lola 2008, welcome back. Nb Is his golf still as awful as it was in 2003? H'cap open for adjustment if improved.
Sir Groutalot +28
Having priced himself out of the Oil Industry, the Bonnie Tiler has made himself available for 2008. Ladies h'caps are still not allowed in the Lola, so +28 it is!
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