Gone But Not Forgotten

Lolo Ferrari

4th March 1962 - 5th March 2000

On the 2827th day since her death we remember Lolo Ferrari.

MAY SHE REST IN PEACE.

Nb Sorry about the spelling mix up.

Trump Gets Humped!

Trump's £1bn golf plan rejected

Donald Trump is considering an appeal after his plans to create a £1bn golf resort were rejected by councillors.

The US billionaire, who wants to build a golf complex and housing development at the Menie Estate in Aberdeenshire, said he was surprised by the decision.

The controversial project was given outline planning approval last week, but then went to Aberdeenshire Council's infrastructure committee.

It rejected the plans on the chairman's casting vote after a tied vote. A spokeswoman for Mr Trump told BBC Scotland: "We are surprised by the decision, it would have been a great development.

"We are considering an appeal, and also considering doing something very spectacular in another location. Sadly, it will not be in Scotland."

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Humour

A married couple playing golf together.

On the first tee the husband settles down to play his shot while his wife waits up ahead by the red ladies tee.

He hits a lovely shot but unfortunately it smacks his wife on the back of her head killing her instantly.

At the inquest into the wife's death the coroner states “It is clear how this woman died, she was hit on the head with a golf ball as there was a perfect imprint of a Titleist No.2 golf ball on the back of her skull.”

The husband says "Yes that was my ball"

The coroner then goes onto say that he’s a little concerned that a Topflite ball was found inserted up the womans arse, and could the husband shed some light on this?

Husband: "Oh that must have been my provisional, I wondered where it’d gone!"

Lola 2008 - Where?

Welcome to the Lola Blog, your gateway to all things Lola.

Recent conversations with various LolaBoys has seen Spain emerge as a possible venue for next years Lola.

Let's leave the actual organisation until the New Year, once babies have been born, Christmas out of the way etc.

But give us your thoughts in the meantime please; mainland, islands, nightlife, villa/hotel etc. I thought Mallorca could be a goer!

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Kitten x

Past Lola Winners & Losers

2011 North Berwick, Scotland
Champion - C Bain
Bridesmaid - J Shurgold
Spoon - P Galpin

2010 PGA Catalunya, Spain
Champion - R Chisholm
Bridesmaid - B Pruess
Spoon - J Tulloch

2009 Kingsbarns, Scotland
Champion - J Shurgold
Bridesmaid - S Kelly
Spoon - C Bain

2008 Esery, France
Champion - A Johnston
Bridesmaid - A Eggleston
Spoon - S Kelly

2007 Bowood, Bristol, England
Champion – C Bain
Bridesmaid – M Webster (choked really badly)
Spoon – R Hawley

2006 Spey Valley, Aviemore, Scotland
Champion – C Bain
Bridesmaid – A Hilliard (choked)
Spoon – D Kay

2005 Las Vegas National, USA
Champion – B Wallace
Bridesmaid – M Webster
Spoon – S Kelly

2004 Grantown-on-Spey, Scotland
Champion – R Chisholm
Bridesmaid – B Wallace
Spoon – R Ower
Nb. C Bain retired after 3 rounds due to a very runny bottom and somehow avoided the Spoon!

2003 Gullane, Edinburgh, Scotland
Champion – J Tulloch
Joint Bridesmaids – M Webster & S Kelly
Spoon – R Hawley (retired due to drunkeness)

2002 Vilamoura, Portugal
Champion – R Hawley
Bridesmaid – J Tulloch
Spoon – H Wallace

2001 Gleneagles, Scotland
Champion – J Tulloch
Bridesmaid – C Bain
Spoon – R Chisholm (retired due to inability to hit ball)