A seaside jaunt to the splendid links at North Berwick Golf Club plus a further 54 holes within the city limits; Murrayfield, Duddingston & Mortonhall.
Easy commuting should mean Beertime and Festival won't be neglected, could get messy!
The following shows all birdies, pars & bogeys (scratch), in that order, from the combined 4 rounds. Kitten: 2-17-21 Ben P 'Bogey Man': 1-6-32 Sugar: 0-15-23 The Wallace: 0-25-23 The Bear: 1-12-27 Tullminator: 2-15-28 Interesting? And here are the stats from the 3 rounds played in Fife 2009. Sugar: 2-8-19 Cool Hand Kelly: 0-5-14 Kitten: 0-10-21 Adz: 0-14-24 Tullminator: 3-19-19 The Wallace: 1-15-22 Marty: 0-17-15 The Bear: 0-5-14
And from the 3 rounds played in France/Switzerland 2008.
Al: 1-16-25 Egg: 1-14-25 Kitten: 1-9-20 Ben P: 0-6-21 The Wallace: 1-18-18 Boy Andy: 1-10-19 The Bear: 1-15-16 Tullminator: 2-14-22 Bernie Matt: 1-11-21 Cool Hand Kelly: 0-2-13
Lola 2010 headed to sunny Spain, or to be precise, Catalunya.
The usual over exuberance by the main travelling contingent saw a high spirited and vodka-induced flight from Edinburgh, which resulted in another classic scenario from the usually resilient ‘Bear’ who collapsed/blacked-out at Girona Airport baggage carousel!
Day 1: Club Golf D’Aro (6004m) – Very pleasant hilltop course with some great scenery. Following tapas and ‘hair o’ dogs’, an insistent Tullminator refused any buggy transportation in favour of walking the course, whilst Kitten did likewise in the other group. Their decision would soon be regretted as the mountainous terrain and Spanish sun rapidly took its toll on the shattered pair. The fresh-faced American took a commanding lead with 37pts, Sugar 33pts, Wallace 29pts, Tull 26pts with Kitten & Bear on 20pts!
Day 2: PGA Catalunya, Stadium Course (6104m) – Splendid golfing arena which has hosted the Spanish Open twice. Ben P (60pts) extended his lead to 8pts from the pack, which had now bunched to within 3pts of each other; Wallace, Tull & Kitten on 52pts, Sugar 51pts and Bear 48pts. Kitten birdied the Par 4 – 18th (index 2) for 5pts and dragged himself back into the fray, with much muttering from lower handicappers about the ethics of scoring so many points on one fucking hole!
Good times back at base; drunken banter on balcony accompanied by spectacular lightning storms and thunderous disapproval from our Spanish neighbours in the apartment below, whom for some reason took umbrage at Scottish nicotine addicts flicking ash from above. Apologetic heads would peer over the railings to witness distraught parents wiping ash deposits from their wheelchair bound handicapped son, truly one of the low points of any Lola!
Day 3: PGA Catalunya, Tour Course (5546m) – A more gentle golfing experience to the Stadium but no less pleasing on the eye. Good scores ranging from 33-43pts were had by all except the Tullminator who carded what must have been one of his poorest rounds ever in the Lola, 23pts. Scores after 3 rounds were: Ben P 96pts (36), Kitten 95pts (43), Sugar 91pts (40), Bear 87pts (39), Wallace 85pts (33) & Tull 75pts (23).
Day 4: PGA Catalunya, Stadium Course (6104m) – The dashing Yank took his narrow 1pt lead into the final round and doubled it at the first, though a solid outward 9 by Kitten put him 3pts up at the turn in what had now become a two horse race. A birdie at the 15th for the young Scot saw his lead grow to 5pts with just three to play......... and eventually a wobbly Kitten dragged himself up the 18th to win by just 2pts from Ben P.
A magnificent prize giving was laid on by our Adidas Sponsors and everyone left sporting new footwear including the delighted bar staff!
Final Standings: 1st Kitten 126pts 2nd Ben P 124pts 3rd Sugar Walls Shurgold 115pts 4th The Wallace 113pts 5th The Bear 112pts Spoon Tullminator 98pts
Officially known as 'The Lola Ferrari Open Classic Memorial Tournament' in recognition of the huge-breasted, but sadly deceased 'Lolo Ferrari'. Regrettably her name was spelt incorrectly on the original trophy.
The 'Lola', as it is known affectionately, was first held in Portugal 2000 - the creation of a fledgling 'Belhaven Golf Society'.
While her roots are firmly planted in Scotland, the Lola Tournament has no fixed abode and travels the Globe spreading joy, love and serenity wherever she goes. Peace.