Humour

A married couple playing golf together.

On the first tee the husband settles down to play his shot while his wife waits up ahead by the red ladies tee.

He hits a lovely shot but unfortunately it smacks his wife on the back of her head killing her instantly.

At the inquest into the wife's death the coroner states “It is clear how this woman died, she was hit on the head with a golf ball as there was a perfect imprint of a Titleist No.2 golf ball on the back of her skull.”

The husband says "Yes that was my ball"

The coroner then goes onto say that he’s a little concerned that a Topflite ball was found inserted up the womans arse, and could the husband shed some light on this?

Husband: "Oh that must have been my provisional, I wondered where it’d gone!"