Another Cheating Bastard - Lola 2008 on the Verge of Total Meltdown

‘Cool Hand’ Kelly was today confirmed as the 2nd BGS member to be caught having ‘Golf Lessons’ in the run up to next week’s competition.

Under the circumstances an Extraordinary General Meeting has been arranged for 7.30pm 16th September, The Hot Tub, Chamonix.

Reigning Champion ‘The Bear’ commented: “What a desperate chump! I’d heard he bought some dodgy clubs off the internet as well, a wedge for £7.50 and new driver for £15, which he dented with the first strike of a ball. Either the oil industry doesn’t pay as well or he’s been munching too many disco biscuits.”